she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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