marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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