he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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