it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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