Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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