Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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