Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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