it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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