Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm getting married
To pizza
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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