I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize