The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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