wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i drank out of a bidet.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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