they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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