Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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