Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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