Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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