It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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