I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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