we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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