people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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