actually, I'm a sock model
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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