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Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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