HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
