If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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