I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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