I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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