dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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