Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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