I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
