So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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