We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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