The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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