Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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