we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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