Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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