i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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