What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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