I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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