Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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