i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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