it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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