Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i dont even know how to be here
Less talking, more tequila
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Randomize
