Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
God, I missed his penis.
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