Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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