could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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