whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
two words: eviction party
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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