found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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