tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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