come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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