Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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