shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can tuck mytits in my pants
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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