Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
why is half of my head shaved?
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