Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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