I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
