Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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