I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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