i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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