Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My feet surprised me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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