we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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